January 19, 2010
LIBRA HOROSCOPE: Go ahead and disrupt your routine if you realize it’s for a certain Romeo or Juliet.
Some horoscope. Romeo and Juliet. They died centuries ago. And they weren’t even real! Why are we still mourning for them?
What is it now, four weeks until that dreaded holiday for The Haves? Balloons, candy boxes, chocolates, roses. Romantic? A frickin’ cliché perpetuated by florists who are tired of spraypainting carnations a hideous blue and greeting card companies that thrive on the sad reality that most men can’t speak for themselves.
OK, I’ll admit to being in a pissy mood. I blame “The Bachelor”. Kicked three brunettes to the curb last night. Is the show sponsored by Loreil?! It’s a house full of blondes.
And the cute new barista wasn’t at Starbucks this morning. To make matters worse, it was the Sumatra blend today. Blech. Liberally sprinkled cinnamon in my new recycled tumbler. Still blech. Better have Italian blend tomorrow. Always a better day when I started by saying, “I’ll have a tall dark Italian, please.”
Almost had an unfortunate ride up the elevator with Jeremy Welles. Pretended to forget something, stepped out and took the stairs. (Calf cramped at fourth floor. I’ll go easier on treadmill tonight.) Bastard still hasn’t acknowledged me after he shot me down with a goodnight hug last week. I hear his company is laying off. Hope he gets the boot. Or a transfer to Edmonton at least. Brr. Brutal winters. Love to picture Jeremy having to shovel it.
KEN’S JOURNAL (via Blackberry):
STARTING JRNAL. THERAPIST INSISTS. NAME IS BRAD AND HE WEARS SUIT BUT CLD BE A WOMAN IN DISGUISE. JRNAL, SCHMRNAL. THINK IT’S JUST B/C I TOLD HIM ABOUT SCALPING CLARA’S PORCELAIN DOLLS. SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. JUST SAW INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE LEFT THEM WITH ME WHEN SHE FLITTED OFF TO INDONESIA. STUPID ELIZABETH GILBERT. NEXT UP, I BURN HER COOKBKS. WILL SAVE ON KINDLING. I CAN SMILE KNOWING I SHALL NEVER EAT A TOFU-STUFFED TOMATO AGAIN.
BEERS TONITE W/GIL. HE’S IN FOR A FEW DAYS FROM L.A. HAVEN’T SEEN IN YRS. 1ST MET ON SET OF “ROMEO MUST DIE”. GOOD TO CATCH UP. AND NOT THINK ABOUT CLARA.